Ways of breaking up with your lover before Valentine
Mrfrances.com brings you some amusing ways to break up with your lover before Valentine’s Day this Sunday.
1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!!
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2.You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and
you are busy breathing? It’s over!
3.I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!
- I told u I love my food hot but you refused to
warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me.
It’s over!
5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other.
You fried the one you were supposed to boil
and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.
You are not obedient, It’s over!
6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over
- U always like my posts on social media, are U a monitoring spirit? It’s over!